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| Ballad of Jed show |
Bull Run Cloggers
1998-1999
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| Jethro! You're whipping me around here like a 10-pound pig in a 100 mile an hour tornado! Slow down boy! | |
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But Granny, I want to get to Californy so I can see some pretty women and meet some movie stars. |
| Californy wasn't nothing like
they thought it would be.
They'd never seen so many different-looking people. |
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When they got to Beverly Hills, their new home, Granny said, "Jed, it just ain't a house-warming les'n we invite the neighbors over for a hoedown. Let's go start us a party!" |
| Granny found out that rich city folk don't care for feisty little grandmothers ringing doorbells and asking them to be their turkey. |  |
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Come to find out that being a turkey means a whole different thing to folks out here. |
| So they just put on a record and danced the night away to "Turkey in the Straw." |  |
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Granny took the first turn at being the turkey. |
| That's the person in the middle, don't you know! |  |
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