455 Rocket
 
Ballad of Jed show
Bull Run Cloggers
1998-1999


 
Well, it was all too much for the poor boy.  But sitting in the parking lot ain't gonna help you meet any pretty girls.  Jethro was trying to screw up his courage to go inside, when suddenly, a vision appeared in the parking lot...
 
Fantasy Cruise Ship It was love!  Jethro thought it might have been the nine pieces of fried chicken he had for lunch, but it was LOVE!  He'd never seen anything like it.
She was sleek. 

She had great curves.

She was everything he'd ever dreamed of.

Disneyworld
Haymarket, VA She was a 455 Rocket.
Mr. Smith had an Oldsmobile.  
Baby blue,  wire wheels.  
Couldn't hardly wait to take my turn.
Disneyworld
Fantasy Cruise Ship Said she'd leak when it rained.

Sounded like an aeroplane.

But I knew she was a jewel in disguise.
Reston Town Center, Reston, VA
Fantasy Cruise Ship  
Jethro was in love...  with a car.  An Oldsmobile 455 Rocket.  Prettiest car he'd ever seen.  

And the poor boy just stood there the rest of the night.


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